Illegals

If I were thinking about sneaking across the border.. I'd be headed to Canada. I hear it's pretty easy to walk across up there. So hurry your ass up while the getting is good.
You know I don't feel like a racist, but my wife says that my last 4 attempts sounded pretty bad. Anyway there are pros and cons to both sides but, I think I'm going to choose the selfish American white guys side this time. Before I start I'd like to say that this is not directed at one specific group of people. I do realize that there are many nationalities that are trying to enter the good ole USA illegally.
Well here goes.. I'm thinking that tonight there are farmers all over the USA that are praying to God that their workers are not allowed to become citizens. Can you imagine how crushed these farmers will be? No more cheap labor and having to pay entire families benefits. I guess that means the fresh strawberries we love to have with our breakfast will cost us twice as much. We can't have that! Well lets say that these illegals do become citizens. Does that mean they will be held to the same standars (laws) as the rest of us? If for some reason they break the law, we won't be allowed to boot them in the ass and shove them across the border. Nope now they'll have an all expense paid vacation to the county jail. Hey wait.. I think I read somewhere that it's pretty expensive to keep someone in jail. More taxes for me! Woo hoo I can't wait! I could go on and on about this, but one of my favorite shows, "Wife Swap" is coming on!
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services