Dual Action Cleanse

I just spent 30 minutes or so watching an infomercial about bowel movements. I was so amazed by the show that I decided to research it online. What I found is that this guy Klee is full of crap. I'm including a video of when Klee Irwin shares his experience of seeing his 4 yr old's turd! It was so funny... and at the same time I was thinking to myself... WTF is this guy looking at his kids turd for. Wierd!!! The website I found that had the turd video was very interesting. It had 10-20 infomercials on it. There were some classics and some that I had never seen before. I'll share the site here so you can get a good laugh out of it too. You have to check out Tom Vu's commercial.. It's great to hear him try and pronounce millionare. He keeps saying mil o nare. Anyway without further adu.... Infomercial Page The Tom Vu commerical is on page 2.

cool pic i edited

here's a cool pic i edited cause it was slightly out of focus...

I got a new toy

I recently purchased a Canon Rebel XT. I like.

Here are my first 2 pics.

Jezebel and my sexy wife Becca

USA's World Cup hopes are going, going, Ghana

Ghana 2 USA 1
This was a bitter end for the United States, which carried high hopes -- and a No. 5 world ranking from FIFA -- onto soccer's biggest stage. Four years ago, the Americans made the quarterfinals and this time had even bigger plans. I really feel sorry for all those people who went over go Germany. All that money they spent to see their team lose. Atleast there is one saving grace. Hot German girls getting wasted and drinking beer! Now that I could deal with.


So why does the USA suck? Because we don't have girls like this!

Traded in the Evo

Thanks to the local 5-0, I have a new car. Well the 5-0 was really the last straw in making me get rid of the evo. Here's the story. About a month ago I got pulled over for having a loud exhaust (cough cough bullshit) and that lead to a smog test. Well the evo wouldn't pass the smog test and I didn't feel like de-tuning the car. I figured that if I de-tuned the car I wouldn't like it. I'd lose about 100ish whp and that would suck. I also drove the car way too fast almost every day. I'm not happy to get rid of the evo, but I'm not upset that I did. The new car is really nice and I like it alot. It's a Volvo S40 with just about every option except for navigation and rain sensing windshield. The dealer I went to gave me a great deal on the evo (higher than mid level kbb value) I was surprised and kind of happy at the same time. They actually gave me $4200 more than I owed on the car so that was good for me. I reluctantly disclosed to the dealer all the modifications I had done and they didn't care at all. I also have written into the contract that they will remove all my modifications and I will get them back. This is awesome because I will be able to sell them and make some more money back off the car. Here's the new car.

Gas Prices and the radio

Well it's the first time I've ever paid over $3.00 for a gallon of gas. Acutally I paid $3.09 and to fill my tank it was over 40 bucks.. damn yo.. that sucks. But then again I do have to pay for the expensive stuff since my foreign made car kicks so much ass. Hey by the way.. did you know in Europe they pay around $7.00 a gallon. Sucks to be them. I hope it never ends up like that here.

Lately I've been pitching 106.9 Free FM to all my friends.. It's great to listen to Adam Carolla every day on the way to work. You can also listen to the show on your puter.... here's the address... www.1069freefm.com

Finally an end to the rain

It looks like Monday the 17th will be the start of the nice weather. I'm kind of sick of the recent rains and can't wait till the sun is out again. Another thing i'm getting sick of is having a dirty car. Finally I'll be able to wash mine and my wifes car.

Illegals

If I were thinking about sneaking across the border.. I'd be headed to Canada. I hear it's pretty easy to walk across up there. So hurry your ass up while the getting is good.
You know I don't feel like a racist, but my wife says that my last 4 attempts sounded pretty bad. Anyway there are pros and cons to both sides but, I think I'm going to choose the selfish American white guys side this time. Before I start I'd like to say that this is not directed at one specific group of people. I do realize that there are many nationalities that are trying to enter the good ole USA illegally.
Well here goes.. I'm thinking that tonight there are farmers all over the USA that are praying to God that their workers are not allowed to become citizens. Can you imagine how crushed these farmers will be? No more cheap labor and having to pay entire families benefits. I guess that means the fresh strawberries we love to have with our breakfast will cost us twice as much. We can't have that! Well lets say that these illegals do become citizens. Does that mean they will be held to the same standars (laws) as the rest of us? If for some reason they break the law, we won't be allowed to boot them in the ass and shove them across the border. Nope now they'll have an all expense paid vacation to the county jail. Hey wait.. I think I read somewhere that it's pretty expensive to keep someone in jail. More taxes for me! Woo hoo I can't wait! I could go on and on about this, but one of my favorite shows, "Wife Swap" is coming on!
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services

Sunday

I went to petco today and they were selling those jungle gym type things for cats for $130+... I couldn't see spending that kind of money for one of them so I left and went to Home Depot. There I spent about $55 on materials and built one that is probably better than the ones at Petco. Well that's about all I did today.. It was Sunday. What was I thinking about most of the day today. You guessed it.. My damn car. The car is really great, but I think I'm outgrowing it. Been looking at the Acura TL lately. That car looks pretty cool and I hear it has some pretty cool GPS options. Now how do I convince myself to get rid of the Evo....

This was a shitty week!

To start off the week I got a ticket.. not for speeding but for having my car modified. The funny thing is that the car is registered in Oklahoma and the car is perfectly legal if I were in Ok. The California policeman said it dosen't meet Ca standards so that's why he gave me a ticket. Now I have to completely change my car to make it legal for Ca. California sucks! Then 2 days ago while shifting into second gear my, I hear a grinding sound. Come to find out that my car is now in it's 37th month and the warranty only went to 36 months. God damn the bad luck. I feel like just getting rid of this damn car and getting something nice for a change. I better get flood or earthquake insurance at this rate!

So I've made my first blog

Ok people.. don't shoot your blogwads all in one place.